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weed made u too paranoid

A phrase I made in my head just now for when someone’s too anxious or too paranoid, as if they smoked too much zaza
Jerry: “HOLY SHIT DUDE I THINK I LEFT MY FRONT DOOR OOEN NOW THAT FUCKHEAD HITLERS GONNA COME IN WITH HIS PURPLE MINIONS AN-“

Kyle: “woah dude. ‘weed made u too paranoid?”
by Superjuliam September 6, 2023
mugGet the weed made u too paranoidmug.

Weed Dweeb

A person whom partakes in the usage of marijuana meanwhile neglecting their responsibilities
Ur acting like a real F-ing Weed Dweeb rn. Go get ur shit done.
by Sillylittlefoo September 7, 2022
mugGet the Weed Dweebmug.

Wack the Weed

The act of placing the roach of a pre-roll into yours or a friend’s urethra (aka Sounding) while he jacks off and blowing the smoke up the shaft.
Hey bro I just have a little left of this blunt, wanna wack the weed?
by Factsareallies May 15, 2025
mugGet the Wack the Weedmug.

Pube-a-weed

The loose hair that floats away in the fashion of a tumbleweed when a very hairy fellow manscapes. The pubic hair forms a ball and floats away...
John did not clean up after he shaved his pubes and I found his pube-a-weed in my sink! It was so gross!

Mike should never manscape with the window open -- the wind bles his pube-a-weed onto the neighbors balcony.
by G. George V October 12, 2011
mugGet the Pube-a-weedmug.

weed shot

its alot of smoke inhaled fastly
when you put your hand on your mouth in a circle shape the person right in front of you does the same then one person inhales ALOT of smoke,blows it trough the circles in the others mouth and the other person inhales it fastly and this is called a weed shot
by thedutchcat December 13, 2018
mugGet the weed shotmug.

sock weed

When youre at a party and you smoke a lot of joints and blunts when they're roaches you nonchalantly stick all in the side of your ankle where your sock band is A.K.A "Sock Weed'
man that party was dope, do you know how much sock weed i got?!?!
by KrazyG420 October 5, 2017
mugGet the sock weedmug.

weed car

"donkey it 5 minutes until the weed cart is topped at we their yet!"
by M3M3life February 13, 2021
mugGet the weed carmug.

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