To masturbate
by Golf swinger on the daily December 15, 2016
Get the yank my wankmug. When people have blue hands which have been dyed with ink, paint etc they are said to have wanked off a smurf.
by thanksthatsastupidsuggestion March 7, 2021
Get the Wanking off a Smurfmug. by cumshotter June 27, 2022
Get the Wanking my Willymug. The day of December 1st, following the month of No Nut November, where every male is encouraged to masturbate, to relieve the testicular tension of the previous month.
Person 1: Bro can you come to the game tomorrow.
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
Person 2: Nah sorry bro it’s International Wank Day.
Person 1: Damn bro why didn’t you remind me?
by Bongonog November 11, 2019
Get the International Wank Daymug. The act of masturbating, while only wearing a tshirt, and being totally naked from the waste down. Made famous by Winnie The Pooh who never wore bottoms.
by RichieBigTits December 14, 2022
Get the Winnie the Pooh wankmug. When you plop on the porcelain throne and simultaneously shit and masturbate into the same pot. To conserve water? To be efficient? Hell if I know. Intent and order of operations do not matter. If there's fudge and gravy in the bowl, you just had a stank n' wank.
My last bowel movement got me going so I decided to have a stank n' wank instead.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
Went to the latrine to pleasure myself, and was there so long I decided to stank n' wank to save myself another trip.
by CreditToStefan December 7, 2016
Get the stank n' wankmug. A weird Youtube creature that stalks through Youtube looking for the next victim. May or may not have a virus in the video, but is otherwise harmless.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
The video is of a claymation guy pooping and then blowing his load on his feces, and a rabbit humanoid creature pops out and gives him 3 wishes. The guy wishes for a castle and one appears but it's made of poop and cum. Then he asks for a boat and a boat made of poop appears, and then he asks to go home and is teleported to a world made of poop and wank.
Another video has a person (maybe the same dude from the first) doing the same as before but in a toilet, so the shitty wank demon's wife appears and throws poop like a chimp.
by happyatcommonsense March 26, 2019
Get the Shitty Wank Demonmug.