Pokemon Unite

The game that you bought only because it has pokemon in it (or it lasts for 10m) and where new pokemon are broken as hell (zacian and mewtwo lmao) while your teammates never come to objectives and steal your jungle

Surprisingly less toxic than league until you face a 45% win rate random who made it to masters and is now on your team.

Please check the stats the item affects (no attack weight isnt good on gardevoir, choice specs on cinderace what?, and ofc cant forget potion charizard)

me: I love playing Pokemon Unite, my jungle just got stolen! This 10m is gonna be so much fun

by HydreigonTheChild August 10, 2023

Bethlem Adolescent Unit

An adolescent psychiatric hospital located in Beckenham.

Honestly pretty crap food but the staff are lovely.

Bethlem Adolescent Unit poo pee lol XD uwu.

by LackingSerotoninUwU December 6, 2020

battered unit

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.

Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.

by Macadaddysheib February 13, 2017

united blind

A Manchester United fan who has extreme statements and belief that United is the best team in the world and that they have the best players, although they are nowhere near being a world class team anymore. United blind people also love living in the past and recall how they won the treble in 1998-1999 when thats irrelevant.

United Blind: Hey Lukaku was on fire this weekend, he’s probobly the best player in the world rn

All other football fans: Shut up United Blind scum

by HumbleFootballGuy420 March 8, 2019

Manchester United

A team that seem to not to be able to win

Manchester United can never win this sucks

by Zanele xolani zungu November 21, 2021

Manchester United

Manchester United arguably the biggest club in the world and definitely biggest and greatest club in england. Which was the first English team to win Champions league are the club with most trophies in England.
20 League Titles
12 FA Cups
3 Champions League
1 Super Cup
1 Club World Cup
1 Europa League
5 League Cups
21 Community Shields

With 66 Trophies in the cabinet as compared to Liverpool with 62 Manchester United is definitely the Most successfull club in England and by having over 1 Billon and more loyal and passionate fans around the world Manchester United is arguably the biggest club in the world and the pride of english football which is a wet dream for Liverpool fans.

Person1: "Hey which is the greatest club of english football?"
Person2: "Manchester United man"
Person1: "And Liverpool?"
Person2: "Pffft Are they even relevant? Even Arsenal are bigger than them"

by innocent_devil July 25, 2020

Manchester United

synonym of trash can
has the worst defences
worst place to be

"Oh no were in Manchester United"

by FooballFan March 28, 2022