turd mole

Is a someone who burrows through shit. Or a sewerage worker.

"Hey you...yeah you working in the sewer!! You turd mole"

by Lunahbelle2010 April 12, 2017

Turd Cyrus

A nick name for Miley Cyrus that was given to her by the haters of Miley Cyrus because she is such a turd skank and is so in love with herself that she has lost touch with reality.

There's Turd Cyrus.

by Judge dredd7 December 12, 2011

nerd turding

verb; the act of snorting, sniffing, or sucking nerds out of another person's anus, ass crack, or general rectal area

i heard that jamal is a real freak he went to that girl's house the other day to go nerd turding

by peaches87 April 14, 2010

turd biscuit

a derogatory term for someone who doesn't agree with what is being said at the time.

Pete "An MVP of this feature would be really lean"
Imraan "..erm no.. this is vertical slice of a turd biscuit"

by DevsDontPeeOnTheFloor February 25, 2014

Turd Rodeo

When your kid poops in the tub while bathing with his/her siblings. You have to get everyone out, wrangle the turd, scrub the tub, re-bathe everyone.

This isn't my first turd rodeo. I got three kids out of the tub, wrangled the turd, scrubbed the tub, re-bathed everyone in under two minutes.

by BigJobRob April 24, 2011

Turd smugglins

When you try to smuggle your toilet into another country.

I tried to do a turd smugglins yesterday.
How did it go?
I got caught by fart security.
Dang dude that sucks.

by 420 yes scope March 22, 2017

boner turd

a small potato shaped person often mistaken for an elephant turd, also known as milk-dud

It was noted that he did bare the resemblance of a boner turd. He was unaware of the label affixed to his hat naming him such.

by dirtharrison March 19, 2014