meat loafers

What a devout vegan sees when she spots your leather shoes.

She had fallen for his whole 'I'm so kind to animals' thing. On their first date, happily sharing Impossible Burgers with him, she dropped her fork. At floor level, she saw his feet. "Hypocrite!" she screamed. Are those vegan leather? No! You are wearing meat loafers!" She grabbed her phone, unfriended him, and stalked off. Needing some comfort food, he signaled the waiter for a bacon cheeseburger.

by Monkey's Dad March 6, 2020

re-meat

(V) To eat meat again. Normally used when referring to a vegetarian joining the ranks of carnivores again.

"I am so sick of Tofu, I need some bacon."

"Dude, time to re-meat"

by aquinn11 March 25, 2010

meat scarf

When one's chin simultaneously connects to their neck causing one big flab of skin with no definition between the two.
aka: chin to neck disease

I lost my candy in the folds of my meat scarf.

by Oh wise Chica June 2, 2011

meat turbine

when the partner completes a 360 while the male's penis is inside his partner's butt.

hey did you catch that meat turbine Jake and Phil just did!?

by phil and jake December 2, 2013

meat curl

The act of masterbating while building muscle mass on your good arm.

"Call me back later, I got sets of meat curls left."
"I'm doing meat curls to this flick"
"My right arm is getting swole from these meat curls"

by shortmeat November 30, 2011

Meat Furnace

A term used to properly describe a vagina when feeling hot and wild.

Oh man I can't wait to put my hot Italian sausage inside your meat furnace.

by megkatcailivash October 13, 2010

meat dick

The opposite of whiskey dick, resulting from the consumption of excessive amounts of various meats and the excitement and adrenaline that go along with the primal urge to slather one's face in dead animal. Meat dick erections often last more than 4 hours.

That pastrami sandwich gave me massive meat dick

by eluminaught January 4, 2011