Cap

A straight up and down lie

Putin: I can bench 450 pounds.

Me: Bro thats straight up and down cap

by Bonqueque🥓🍖🍔 June 2, 2022

sucky cap

The nipple lid commonly used on baby bottles.

Bartender: "Would you like a glass of wine with your dinner sir?"

Customer: "A glass? Hell no homey...just throw a sucky cap on that bottle and I will be good to go!"

by thecunninglinguist June 16, 2008

Hand your cap

Another way of saying "let me squash your tits"

Ello mate, can I hand your cap?

by Xboxgamer69420 February 5, 2022

murder cap

It’s for cunts like RONAL THE GREAT

I’m putting yeg on the map like a murder cap

by Yeg mandem January 24, 2018

Bull Cap

Something that is false... not true... an extended statement of fact that is not actually factual.

Rowan- “Hey Jerry, did you read Reuben’s paper on gorillas?

Jerry- Yeah, after the opening paragraph, it was full of bull cap.

by Trishertreats May 12, 2021

Patchy cap

When you masturbate to pornographic material.

Kotz could see his girlfriend, so he had a patchy cap instead

by Graybencher May 29, 2024

cap-a-dent

the hat hair or dent you get from hats

dude put on yo hat you got major cap-a-dent

by alliee November 7, 2003