piss rocket

A piss rocket has occured whenever a white person takes methamphetamine or sometimes other stimulants via the urethra before engaging in typically violent intercourse. Prototypical piss rockets took place inside the anus of a living human body. However, at the time of writing, the anus requirement is context independent for all piss rocket events. While piss rockets are generally considered to be unlikely due to their painful nature, safety dictates that every reasonable facsimile of an anus be considered sufficient to provoke the violent act.

Did you read about the piss rocket on Wednesday over at the local Church of Jesus Christ of Latterday Saints? Two are confirmed deceased while another ten suffered non-life-threatening injuries during the attack. Several Mormons anuses are still unaccounted for while rescue personnel continue to search the wreckage hoping to find a single anus not damaged by this cowardly act.

by Qohelet August 29, 2025

Hard Rocket

The most absolutely stunning girl in the world. A girl that leaves you speechless. A breath taking beauty that makes the world stop. A woman so perfect that she ends the search for anyone else, there’s no need to look anymore because you just found the one.

“Bro, I just found her, she’s a total hard rocket. Drop everything I’m on a mission now”

by Beckett1234 August 31, 2025

Nigerian Rocket

When a male takes a laxative before sex and shits himself, launching him deeper as he finishes.

“Mom you have to take me to CVS, my boyfriend Nigerian Rocketed me last night and I need a plan B”

by QuantumAnalPlug September 18, 2025

Pocket Rocket

1. A pita pocket filled with rocket lettuce available at Australian restaurant chain Grill'd.
2. Slang for dildo.

Oh, man. I love putting pocket rockets in my mouth.

by scarletDisco September 21, 2025

The Rocket Special

The act of lathering your boyfriend in nice warm Kraft Mac n cheese and than shoving 6 chicken nuggets up his anal cavity and force feeding them to him and licking the Mac n cheese sauce off of his penis

Luke likes to give the rocket Special to Dylan on special occasions while there girlfriends watch

by D. Wagner October 16, 2025

Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.

Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Blue Rocket

When you got that Blue Pill and Combine it with a bump you go for more than 4 hours and can’t get rocks off and stuck

There I was with that Blue rocket Pill and all ready and wouldn’t you know it, wasn’t happening and I was like forget it I’m done not really but what the hell

by Snowynostril November 1, 2025