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why don’t you just lick the ground

What you can say to (often sexually driven) territorial teenage wanna be soccer players.
-Maddisson Benay Martin
*Becky begins to look at Maddisson poorly hiding her repressed territorial aggression*
Maddisson: “ why don’t you just lick the ground if you want it so bad”
by Maryjanesasshole July 18, 2024
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Devious Lick

A trend originating on TikTok that consists of the theft of increasingly unusual items, typically from a person's school or workplace.

Common items include, but are not limited to, paper towel dispensers, soap dispensers, and somehow toilets
"Just pulled an absolutely devious lick"
*pulls hand sanitizer out of bag*
by Foocett September 20, 2021
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Scrotum Licking Fucktard

A scrotum licking fucktard is generally someone, Who finds pleasure in licking scrotums like a fucktard. This term is used to describe those, Mainly the fucktard trait of them.
Look at eric lick that scrotum, Such a scrotum licking fucktard.
by piss master November 26, 2021
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Dip Lick

it when you dip you tongue in the pussy
by Big reputation Queen February 22, 2017
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Licked

look at them cunts, they are all licked and it’s only half time!
by Notorious B.o.B July 26, 2020
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devious lick

An item (usually school property) being removed and kept in a bag. A joke started on TikTok during September 2021. Examples like sinks, toilets and even projectors being unscrewed and stolen to be kept in a bag. Questionable adjectives like nefarious, devious etc. describes the ‘lick’, or ‘boon’
*Pulls out soap dispenser from bag* I got a devious lick.
by NordicNibba September 13, 2021
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Devious Lick

To steal someones belongings such as a toilet or a soap dispenser
person 1: Yo bro what you doing after school?
person 2: Im bouta hit a devious lick on ms smiths virginity!
by hitalick445 October 5, 2021
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