"I'm gonna go use the toilet, to shit" -man
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
"Damn my ass is blown away after using that toilet" -woman
by milk.exe May 16, 2022
Get the toiletmug. Made of water, wood, mud, grass and worms this potion creates a large toilet in your back garden. It will eat you if you do not give enough worms. Made by two 6 year olds in 201
by toiletplants101 January 4, 2019
Get the Toilet Plantsmug. The toilet paper stores still have.
Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.
by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020
Get the 180 grit toilet papermug. Usually a crack head running around town stealing all the valves off the public toilets for money to support their habit.
by Robbiesbj July 29, 2021
Get the Toilet Banditmug. "When an elderly gentleman dips his saggy scrotum in the toilet. Then proceeds to slowly lower his dripping sack into his wives sleeping mouth."
- John McGovern
- John McGovern
by Chauncey Phillips July 24, 2021
Get the Toilet Teabagmug. The actual fucking worse thing to have ever been created by humans
I volunteer at schools to help run events, and the fucking 1-3 grade children and actually fucking brain dead saying what ever the fucking thing is. Skibidi toilet was made by some retard who uses it to gain income from retarted children. And oh my god the fucking fact that I hear people in fucking 6th and 7th grade saying this shit makes me want to throw up. The fact that a head in a fucking toilet is popular with kids is crazy. Not to mention how some kids act like skibidi toilet makes me feel like the human race is going to end with this god damn generation.
I volunteer at schools to help run events, and the fucking 1-3 grade children and actually fucking brain dead saying what ever the fucking thing is. Skibidi toilet was made by some retard who uses it to gain income from retarted children. And oh my god the fucking fact that I hear people in fucking 6th and 7th grade saying this shit makes me want to throw up. The fact that a head in a fucking toilet is popular with kids is crazy. Not to mention how some kids act like skibidi toilet makes me feel like the human race is going to end with this god damn generation.
Brain dead kid watching eye candy: “skibidi toilet is the best”
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by Veryokayperson March 23, 2024
Get the Skibidi toiletmug. A strategy or speedrun that succeeds, but only by unconventional means, or that comes very close to ending multiple times.
by phlogchamp September 11, 2021
Get the toilet runmug.