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Josh

Man with a brain the size of his dick, almost non-existent.
“I’m know a Josh”

“Then i guess you’re lucky you’ll never have to worry about him being any competition.”
by @ssfvck October 17, 2021
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Joshing

Joshing is a multipurpose word used in place of sexual acts
He’s joshing all over the place!
Dude, stop joshing off!
I’m gonna Josh you
by LeeTheRat June 6, 2024
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Josh Lamb

FUCK UR MUM OVER JOSH LAMB
by shreky1990 November 22, 2021
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Josh

To be the either the finest or most autistic being to live
'God you are such a Josh'
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Josh

A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”

“Josh.”
by Awesome.22 August 18, 2018
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Josh

Josh is the gayest guy i will ever meet. He says he isn’t but everyone knows he is. Overall pretty chill guy but very very gay.
Person 1: hey have you seen that new kid josh?

person 2 : yeah gayest person ever
by everyonelovesme123 April 28, 2022
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Pulling a Josh

When a person puts a dead phone into your mouth.
Person: “I asked this guy to hold my dead phone for me and he shoved it in my mouth!”
Person 2: “He’s pulling a Josh.”
by BBBHotly24/7 March 26, 2022
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