Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

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THE band kid

A band kid who sleeps in the band room. They skip every class they have to go practice in the band room and watch dci at night under the sheets. Has a weird obsession over a tech and believes that they are the "chosen one", as in that they are always talking about how they have the inside scoop on the band's events and such. Whenever they encounter another band kid, they try to slither in and clap polyrythms but they just side eye him.

"That guy in the corner playing triple laterals is THE band kid"

"Yeah, I heard he plays genshin impact and justifies it for the music"

by SnoringBufallo66 November 21, 2023

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Expand dah bands

A common phrase meaning to invest funds to yield a greater return.

Friend: Bro, I just spent $50 on chocolate bars, bout to sell them and make like $100 on them.
Friend 2: Dam bro you hustling!
Friend: I always gotta expand dah bands homie!

by Pastazone June 3, 2020

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A bag of rubber bands

when a man brings a bag of rubber bands or silly bands with him on a date with a girl.

me, you, and a bag of rubber bands. sound like a date?

by tristan/joey February 9, 2023

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Band saw

A cutting tool.

Guy- The guy made me an offer I couldnt refuse, so I cut his arm off with my band saw and sold the meat. It wouldn't have made a good piece of furniture.

by Solid Mantis August 29, 2020

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Maraca short of a Mariachi Band

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

Bless her heart, she walked straight into the PTA meeting wearing her bra on the outside of her Lane Bryant pantsuit, she's a maraca short of a Mariachi Band.

by Titan2014 July 7, 2017

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