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Sam Pert

A total bender, who can often be seen fucking his cats ass. He is also known to have gay sex with his two bum buddies, B b b Bradley and Bruno.
Obviously Sam is the bottom
Hey did you guys see Sam Pert the other day, what a nonce!
by Jimmy diddler December 6, 2018
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iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass
imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam
by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022
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Sam The Wapanese, The one called Little Finger, The Supreme Weeb who leads the Weeaboo infestation and Neet
Did see that Sam in the street? What a disgrace bro. He’s a simp aswell!
by Apollyon the Dread November 7, 2020
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Sam Foust

Likes to draw and hate school.
by M_E_M_E_S May 13, 2018
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person 1: yeah he’s the best person eva
person 2: then his name HAS to be sam
by genna geev October 21, 2019
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Sam Gustav

Sam Zanjani has the biggest dick in his whole school. It's not even human... Its a fucking beast. All girls wants him and Gustav Karlsson. Gustav also has the biggest dick in his school both Sam and Gustav can get any girl
by SixToez October 4, 2021
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Sam

The most caring and loyal friend you'll ever have. Sam is someone you know you can always count on and he'll never judge you for anything. He's honest, strong, filled with optimism and has probably never done a terrible thing in his life. Sam will make you happy and put a smile on your face whenever you talk to him. He has big dreams for the future which he doesn't give up on and always makes it through hard times in his life. He also cares for everyone around him and is the most thoughtful person you will know, he's so handsome but will always need reassurance about it as he can be quite insecure so you need to make sure you're there as much for him as he is for you. If Sam is your friend you should be beyond grateful to have him in your life.
Person 1: "Woah you're friends with Sam?!"
Person 2: "Yeah I am :)"
by AnonymouslyMean January 1, 2024
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