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Animal Surprise

When two people are having sex, someone runs in completely naked except for a mask (preferably some sort of animal mask) slaps whoever is on top on the ass, screaming and jumping and laughing the whole time, then runs out of the room and closes the door.
Dude, Bry was with his girl last night and I gave him an ANIMAL SURPRISE...I knew that gorilla mask would come in handy. He showed me the red mark on his ass...NICE!
by Grindhouse February 19, 2011
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Scottish Surprise

When someone kisses a person who appears to be a woman in a skirt but soon realized it was a man in a kilt
Yeah dude I totally got a Scottish Surprise from that blond over there
by bagpiping penguins July 28, 2022
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Chocolate surprise

When an morbid obese sits nude on someone’s face and rip ass.
Yo, look porky the pig is giving Rocky Mountains a chocolate surprise.
by Android__64/99.21.44 April 18, 2020
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surprise lip tickle

When a female(s) recieve a surprise tickling of their vaginal lip(s)
Oh I can't believe I got a surprise lip tickle last night!
by Baker7890 September 7, 2016
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surprise party

when you’re shroom-a-loopin and ya yet urself off a cliff at night
“woah i almost tripped down the hill

“it’d be quiet the surprise party, i can’t see down there
by biig Papi September 15, 2023
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Sloppy Surprise

When you take a wet shit all over you friends toilet, dont flush and close the lid for the next person to get jumpscared by it.
Ahh damn Jay left me a sloppy surprise again
by Isaac69420 May 20, 2023
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Chocolate cake batter surprise

When you are baking a cake and run out of chocolate and decide to use your diarrhea as a substitute, but you don’t tell anyone and it is a surprise
He had a chocolate cake batter surprise after eating his friend’s cake. He ended up shitting it out the next day and making his own version of it.
by FireFuego May 20, 2025
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