rusty clarinete

when a guy t-bag's you and you give him a hand job at the same time. this simulates a clarinete.

the combination of the t-bag and the hand job was the ultimate sensation. it was shortly followed by a

by Anonymous May 22, 2003

rusty screwdriver

gay anal sex w/o a condomn

joe got a rusty screwdriver last night in prison, he must have dropped the soap

by john gilboy September 30, 2006

rusty rivet

slang in england for arsehole or rusty bullet hole

she loves it when i stick my finger up her rusty rivet

by andrex September 30, 2008

Rusty piccolo

When a man or women is giving a blowjob and the person receiving urinates in the persons mouth and the person spits it back out on to the peepee like a piccolo getting rid of the spit

man"I want a rusty piccolo" man or women "Whats that?" man "just give me a blowjob and you will find out" man or women "ok"

by Cheese Wilson February 7, 2010

Rusty Arnoff

The Sexual Position/Act of coercing your significant other to eat your asshole, and then proceeding to kick her out of your live-in situation following the tossing of said salad.

"Dude, Kelley totally tossed my salad and the moment she was done, I told her to move all her shit out of the house or I was calling the cops. She got hit with the Rusty Arnoff!

by SoulInSeoul July 20, 2010

rusty roethlisberger

The act of locking a women in a stall of a public bathroom, relentlessly raping her in the asshole, then promptly losing superbowl XLV. Much like pulling a ben roethlisberger, the distinction being the anal sex and sucking a fat one in the superbowl right after.

Guy 1: Did you see how bad Roethlisberger played in the superbowl!?
Guy 2: Yeah man I was at the game, it was weird my wife went to the bathroom before the game and when she came back she was bleeding out of her asshole.
Guy 1: Dude, Big Ben must have given her the rusty roethlisberger!
Guy 2: What a douche, I'm glad that fucker got his ass kicked by Aaron Rodgers.
Guy 1: Yeah, he really doesn't put the team on his back like Greg Jennings does.

by brochill69 February 26, 2011

Rusty taco

A name for a gruesome yeast infection

Man, my rusty taco is really bothering me!

by gamergril123 May 3, 2019