Japanese Joy Rocket

Attaching a firework to a Bad Dragon Dildo and letting it traverse your intestines.

Johnny's in the hospital for attempting a Japanese Joy Rocket, he'll be out in a few days.

by HankerWanker October 21, 2025

Blue Rocket

When you got that Blue Pill and Combine it with a bump you go for more than 4 hours and can’t get rocks off and stuck

There I was with that Blue rocket Pill and all ready and wouldn’t you know it, wasn’t happening and I was like forget it I’m done not really but what the hell

by Snowynostril November 1, 2025

Red Bean Rocket

The sexual act of inserting a twizzler or liquorice into a woman's annus and having her pushing it out into the tip of the male penis

Hey baby I got some red vines want to get freaky and do the red bean rocket

by Moonshot November 7, 2025

Puss Rocket

A hot dog: typically slathered with chili, cheese, hot sauce, mayo, etc. Will cause high cholesterol

Fred: "Yo john, I found this new shitty restaurant that puts out a bangin puss rocket"

John: "Sweet bro, let's hit that joint after work"

by acetylaldehyde November 18, 2025

Strawberry Snot Rocket

When you sneeze on your period and shoot out a blood clot.

I had to unstick the strawberry snot rocket my dog left on the floor the other day because I forgot to put a tampon in her.

by CAT CUM December 3, 2025

Dillree shit rocket

The act of a large science teacher rapidly shoving his fist into his anus until it becomes gaping; then aiming anus in the air, they shit everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025

Dillree shit rocket

Fisting yourself until your anus is gaping then aiming your anus in the air and projectile shiting everywhere

Honey you aren’t very good in bed we should try the dillree shit rocket

by Goon master January 16, 2025