beat the monkey to the road

To "beat the monkey to the road" is to anticipate an issue and take steps to mitigate it before it becomes a problem. Being proactive.

"Let's beat the monkey to the road and pick up the beer when we go for the crabs. We don't want to be stuck sitting in traffic!"

by kastagire July 28, 2021

Road Gnat

A road gnat is a driver who fluctuates speed so extremely that they are neither possible to pass nor cruise behind. They spend most of their time in the left lane, however they are also often found in the blind spot of cars attempting to pass.

Many blame road gnats on Obama and global warming. However, there is evidence that road gnats have existed dating back to the invention of the car phone in 1942.

I should have been there an hour ago, but I got stuck behind a road gnat with some serious road rage.

by Transy15 June 10, 2016

Drive Our Roads

Ha! I spent my teenage years drifting around frozen roads and driving 8 hours a day for my parents business. My grandfather built half of the frozen tundra with his bare hands.

Hym "Ha! 'Drive our roads' he says! I've been walking in the freezing cold all winter and this isn't even the first winter I've had to navigate on foot. I could drink a 12 pack of Bud Platinum and drive your roads and your moose-riding police force would end up PAYING ME FINES for riding SOBER! Look, I'm not going to take shit from people who get paid 55 dollars an hour to drink over-priced whiskey and sleep on the taxpayer dime while their coworkers talk about UFOs and I'm certainly not going to let them tell me they don't have to abide by my 5th amendment rights. What you NEED to do is get a handle on these mentally disabled sister-molesters you are giving hundreds of billions of dollars to PUT MY AI IN YOUR NUCLEAR DEFENSE SYSTEMS and take the money out of THEIR banks account and then put it in MY bank account. That's what you need to do."

by Hym Iam April 26, 2025

Stationary Road Head

When your lady shows up to work on your lunch break to suck you off in the car on the company parking lot

Man, my girl showed up at work yesterday out of the blue to give me some stationary road head on lunch. She is definitely a keeper

by 1machinist November 17, 2020

closed road

A road that has a dead-end, no-exit or a cul de sac road.

The slang definition is a closed road, heard many youths say this, its a fairly new slang words.
Closed road or closed-road.

That quite road ahead is a closed road.

Dont go that way its a cul de sac or a closed road man. There is no exit that way.

by mr word October 30, 2023

road rules

Rules on the road that are made 2 be broken

No more road rules!!!!

by Anonymous July 26, 2003

Road Rage Sunday

When someone cuts you off and it’s 112°F outside.

That driver really pissed me off, now I’m going to give him a little Road Rage Sunday.

by Chittypickle24 August 5, 2018