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whisk porn

Where any other toy isn't good enough for some sexual pleasure imma use a whisk
Whisk porn cuz why the hell not scar people...
by Pineanpple December 6, 2016
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poopy porn

It's a funny word i use.
Friend: I'm sad.
Me: guess what?
Friend: What?
Me: Poopy porn
friend: I happy :)
by Ballica March 20, 2022
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Porn Detective

Someone who uses all their internet sleuthing abilities in order to find the source of a particular pornographic image or clip. Google search, reverse image search, questioning discord and reddit users, freeze framing to check out on-screen text, cross referencing screenshots of the model in question with a database of similar looking models until he finds a match, nothing is out of the question when you're horny and trying to get off. This is the dude that should have been working at the NSA to find Bin Laden, but instead he's trying to find the name of the porn star he just watched get gangbanged.

Imagine a dude from CSI, except instead of looking for a murderer, he's zooming into a washed out watermark in the corner of a :03 second .gif in order to find out the source of the porn he wants to jack off to.
Jim: "God damn that was a hot clip. Who was that?
Michael: "No idea. Just found it while browsing reddit. Send it to Kyle, he's a real porn detective. If he's horny, He'll find the source in less than an hour."
by Atsumi Saiki December 9, 2021
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Scooter porn

A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
“Dude I watched the best scooter porn last night
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
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law porn

Advertising material sent by one law school to faculty at others, in the effort to improve its "peer ranking" score in the U.S. News & World Report annual law school rankings. The effort is generally considered ineffective and wasteful. Public reports credit Professor Pamela Karlan of Stanford Law School with coining the term (and disapproving of the practice).
Prof. 1: "Did you see that ridiculous law porn today from XYZ Law School?"

Prof. 2: "Nah. I don't hardly even read my school mail any more, since it's gotten so full of that crap."
by LawProf9000 March 31, 2014
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Porn mag

Sex porn nude licking cum off a phat pussy
I love sex and licking cum like in a porn mag
by Pigs are god December 7, 2021
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Children of the Porn

Children conceived while porn is being filmed.
Hey, is it true that you and your siblings are Children of the Porn?
by BobTeBuild October 20, 2018
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