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Phone Slave

A person who works in telecommunications and makes or takes 50+ calls a day. Also known as anyone who works in a call center.
Becky made 2,854,382 calls today and now she's a phone slave to her company. Now she chain smokes and eats donuts to sooth her pain.
by Sassysavvy August 2, 2015
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Faggot-phone

Have you seen my faggot-phone. I lost it in Boulder.
by Ghost of Paul Revere November 26, 2023
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"dark ages"-inquiry phone call

Refers to da "shout-out" phone call dat you make to one or more local homes/businesses during a power-outage, to ask if they are without electricity, also ("Are you folks in da Dark Ages, as well?"); this allows you to reliably determine if it is indeed a widespread outage, rather than it's being "just you" (i.e., where you would need to check your home's wiring/fuse-box for unseen faulty connections).
During an unexpected power-outage, most folks will likely be at least marginally patient/understanding if you want to check wif dem about whether their electricity is off, as well, but you should still consider carefully before making said call --- usually you will want to do so only if da current weather is fairly "calm 'n' balmy" and therefore a utilities-outage would not be expected. It is generally understood dat service-wires might be downed if there is heavy snow/wind, and so in these cases your "dark ages"-inquiry phone call might be viewed as somewhat of an unnecessary/frivolous interruption, especially since those other folks will themselves probably be experiencing moderate difficulties/concerns regarding said hiccup in da flow of "angry pixies", and so at da time they may be feverishly scrambling to "batten down da hatches" while waiting for da power to come back on again. Good luck trying to call anyone, though, since nowadays da phone and electricity are no longer such "entirely separate circuits" as they used to be, and so unless it's an extremely small and "localized" outage, your home-phone service will likely be out, also, if da electricity is off. Dat's an instance where mobile phones can be an alternative means of communication, since most cellular-towers have their own "dedicated" power-source dat will remain active even if da "regular" electricity is off.
by QuacksO March 19, 2019
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if-phonely

What you say to someone who has a smartphone when they ask you a question you likely don't know the answer to, when they could easily look it up on or ask their smartphone.
Ulrich: When was Dungeons & Dragons first played?
Caelynn: If-phonely...
by Hot Glass Gal January 16, 2015
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Tweeker Phone

Speaker Phone but the person who is using it without your consent because they're Tweak.
"Hey man what you got me on Tweeker Phone for?" You need to validate our conversation through third party mfs without telling me then you a gd Tweak my man!"
by Junkfinder33 August 13, 2021
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National phone sex day

by lil looks January 21, 2024
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Phone Tricks

Phone Tricks are things that you can do with your phone, or even things regarding the subject of phones, that you can do that accomplishes a task for your phone, or accomplishes at least something that has to do with phones, or the matters of.
phonetricks.20m.com has some pretty cool phone tricks on the homepage.
by Jr H Roger June 21, 2023
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