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your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.
frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.
by sensei danku May 17, 2018
mugGet the your family tree lgbtmug.

Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.
I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.
mugGet the Feeling up the old treemug.

green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
by johnajnajsdfasfad June 7, 2007
mugGet the green christmas treemug.

Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis
by ROACH SMASHER December 14, 2010
mugGet the Nick's Large Christmas Treemug.

your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap
Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*
by VolTixDoesTingZ June 4, 2018
mugGet the your family tree LGBTmug.

go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree
BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree
by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010
mugGet the go stand under a treemug.

jamaican palm tree slam

female jumps off a palm tree onto the penis of a man
can u perform a jamaican palm tree slam on me please?
by Mr. Mercy August 6, 2011
mugGet the jamaican palm tree slammug.

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