nail Jell-O to a tree

to do something difficult or impossible, especially when there is no real point in doing so
To eat a spoon full of cinnamon by itself would amount to nailing Jell-O to a tree. (example of nail Jell-O to a tree)
by The Return of Light Joker August 23, 2011
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Feeling up the old tree

When an elderly person feels up their penis and/or jack off.
I think that man over there is 'feeling up the old tree'.
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your family tree lgbt

the insult to end all insults, it destroys the targets entire family, all at once. use with caution, as it is extremely powerful. the entire targets family is now officially ruined.
frank: you mom large gay
bob: your family tree lgbt
frank: nothing happens because reality is ripped to shreds due to the extreme power of the roast.
by sensei danku March 29, 2018
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green christmas tree

a crazy type of weed.
but it only works when you have gone through the process of puberty, otherwise you will just get a little buzz.
I had some green christmas tree and got SO fucked up this weekend!!!!!!!!!!!!
by johnajnajsdfasfad May 06, 2007
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Nick's Large Christmas Tree

A large tree, usually about 12ft tall, owned by a person named Nick who has an extremely large penis
Nick's Large Christmas Tree is second to none
by ROACH SMASHER December 13, 2010
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your family tree LGBT

Quite possibly the most effective roast there is... Probably even bigger than your mom gay, your dad lesbian, your granny tranny, or your grandpap a trap
Me: ur mom gay
Friend: no u
Me: your family tree LGBT
Friend: *fucking dies*
by VolTixDoesTingZ May 10, 2018
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go stand under a tree

commonly used when its raining and someones getting on your nerves you tell them go stand under a tree
BOB-(being annoying)

CHRIS-hey dude why dont you just go stand under a tree
by YOU DONT KNOW ME:) March 26, 2010
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