A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
Get the The Nipple Newtonmug. A lactating woman puts her nipple into someone's nostril and they snort the milk out of the nipple into their nose.
That nostril nipple shot has my nose leaking.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
I just went on a date and she gave me the best nostril nipple shot I could ever think of.
by SaucyFartTart69999 October 5, 2022
Get the Nostril Nipple Shotmug. the devastating and torturous 'Nipple Cripple' is an inhumane way to 'Cripple' your opponent without mercy.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
To perform the nipple cripple take both hands and grab your enemy's nipples, once in position twist in opposites directions violently. This move will leave your enemy in absolute devastation.
"you're going down yo"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
"i don't think so buddy, I know the nipple cripple"
"what's the nipple cripple? tf?"
*viciously rips nipples"
"OWWWWWWWWWW"
by Pac haters May 4, 2022
Get the Nipple Cripplemug. Doctor: "OMG I´m out of knives I can´t operate on this patient"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
Doctor 2: "Hand me some ice and i´ll do some nipple sharpening"
by sniffing.cocaine.off.a.niple March 16, 2023
Get the Nipple sharpeningmug. A legendary pie crafted at Belles Bakery and Deli in Bismarck ND at the turn of the 20th century. It was said to contain over 10,000 elk nipples.
"Did you get to try a slice of Belles Elk nipple pie?"
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
"No, I don't like elk nipples."
"The Frank boy tried some and laid down on some railroad tracks. Said it was so good he didn't wanna go on living."
"Wow. That must be some pie."
by ThunderCurt April 19, 2025
Get the Elk Nipple Piemug. A hug where one hugger rubs nipples with the other's nipples. Can involve a horizontal shimmy if the huggers are approx the same height
Kara: why are you wiggling all over your boyfriend Natasha?
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!
Natasha: because nipple hugs feel amazing!
by lovebunny6359 July 15, 2020
Get the Nipple hugmug. by Slang Advisory Board March 25, 2019
Get the nipple-less bramug.