glass dick

A glass tube used for smoking ice/glass/crank or any smokable form of meth out of

Hey man, load the glass dick so we can start tweaking

by Anonymous June 30, 2003

Dick Cheney

A man who has no heart and failing eye sight. Someone who has no idea what hunter safety is. A man who excuses everything George Bush does, no matter how evil or stupid.

Dick Cheney is either another Bush bootlicker or one of the powers behind the throne.

by jesster79 February 18, 2006

Thumb DIck

A word used to describe a man who is endowed with a short and stubby penis with the dimensions of the average sized human thumb.

Fuck you, thumb dick! You are hung like an infant!

by Cballznhoney June 26, 2008

dick fiddler

A woman who leads a man on into believing he's going to get some pussy, when really he hasn't a chance. Grown to popularity over words like tease because of the terminology "she played your dick like a fiddle"

Man, my best friend has gotten messed up with another one of those dick fiddlin' bitches...THOSE DAMN DICK FIDDLERS-She left him high and dry.

by bigpoppa20 May 23, 2006

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014

dick slit

The slit (sometimes just a hole) where a male's bodily fluids escape. AKA dick hole.

Jon: "This one time, I was fucking this bitch, and her pussy juice got all up in mah dick slit."

by Paige R January 25, 2008

denim dick

The convex bump in your denim jeans formed in the crotch region when in a sitting position. A very annoying & gender-confusing look for the female population since most females actually don't have a dick underneath their denim bulge.

*casually reposition self while in sitting position so denim dick looks less conspicuous*

by caitlin_puts_the_soy_in_tom_sawyer March 12, 2008