Zeman maxing

When you are very strong in the gym and use this an excuse for your high body fat %

Stop Zeman maxing I don’t care if you bench 365 you are 47% body fat

by John Klerr December 5, 2024

Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.

Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself

by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019

max stone

One who gets butt fucked by oily men

Flem dog ran an anal train on max stone for like an hour while lemler held him down

by Mac and cheese master August 14, 2016

Fist Maxing

The act of fisting a partner while being fisted. Can be done with any amount of people as long as no fist is left unassed and no ass is left unfisted.

"How was the swingers party last night Jeremy?" "It was great. Me and few pals partook in the art of fist maxing."

by JackelJr December 7, 2024

Max

Is a person that you directly like as soon as you meet them . He makes you laugh and you can be yourself around him. He’s always goofing around and making fun of you(in a friendly way) and you just can’t hate a Max. A Max can make you think that you’re the one and only person and that you’re special to them, though they only stab you in the back. The Problem is though that you can’t be mad at them because of their behavior . You will never forget a Max.

#goofy #Max #athletic

by Today’s Revolution March 1, 2019

max

Max hebden has a microscopic penis, he enjoys sexual intercourse via the anus him and his loving family live on glass st if you see maxys house be sure to throw an egg that is what all by passes do to show there love and respect for max.

How to make sure you stay clear of max path
step1- avoid keillor rd and avoid Tayla and matea’s house
step2-stay away from maccas keillor rd were he is seen feasting every day
step3-look out for his drip his usual outfits contain his red trapstar hoodie and his black nike tech pants and he pairs it with his black tns
he’s a local CELEBRITY

person 1: “do you know max hebden?”
person 2:”nosh ofc ik max hebden his the fittest guy in Melbourne! and he runs the streets of essendon.”

by cutegirl293929 July 8, 2023

Mansplain Max

Breath-takingly daring levels of Mansplaining. Way above and beyond regular mansplaining.

Examples: Mansplaining Vietnamese food to a Vietnamese girl. Mansplaining metal music to the owner of a metal bar. Straight mansplaining how to come out to a gay guy.

Someone tried to tell the yoga teacher she was doing it wrong - while he fell out of crow pose like 9 times.

Was it Nick?

Yeah, that guy is Mansplain Max

by Buakk November 21, 2019