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sigma male

The propagation of the sigma male concept is a cringe coping mechanism leveraged by literal beta males who pretend they are better than alpha males and also want you to believe that. In a story as old as time itself, young men with loser fathers attempt to compensate for their lack of a healthy masculine identity by pretending to be some kind of scary bad ass. In truth, nobody else (especially women) thinks sigma males are scary bad asses, or that even attempting to be a scary bad ass is admirable or useful; they rightfully see through the bullshit to observe the truth: that this man is totally lacking in basic social skills, is a selfish asshole who doesn't care about other people, and would probably be a loser father like his father before him. The sigma male concept is the loser male version of the mental ill degenerates who invented 1000 made up genders and sexualities in the 2010s: total pseudoscience with absolutely no basis in academic literature that serves only to signal that you are in fact a fucking loser who looks at the internet all day. Lots of loser men thought the sigma male concept was pretty cool during the early 2020s, but the tide quickly turned on them when they realized that they had shrouded themselves in a symbol of failure not dissimilar to a neckbeard's fedora. Today the majority of people who are aware of the sigma male concept think it is fucking embarrassing and anybody who expresses admiration for the concept is definitely a dickhead.
"Why is your YouTube feed full of Peaky Blinders clips?"
"Because I'm a sigma male."
"Is that some made up thing from the internet?"
by Erik9000 September 11, 2023
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Beta male

A synonym gor a male name Gregor.
Gregi IS such a submissive beta male.
by AlphaWoman December 8, 2021
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Bobby male

An individual who is so fucking masculine and has a real attraction to the ladies. This man is so above any other type of male that he doesn't mind going by the name "bobby". If you are a big lad with muscles who shits on the younger generation due to his high stature and dominance, then you are a bobby male
Beta Male: YOOOOOOOOOO wtf its a bobby male

Bobby male: YH FAM D'watch dat init

Beta male: Ok by the way i'm a beta shit
by Bobby the Bobby male May 31, 2022
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Sigma male

The type of guy you should not mess with, you never know when he will let the beast out. Has an army of big titty women on his pillows, they shouldnt be touched or you will die of acidic burns. He is the type of guy to duck under bullets like the matrix. Always has a fedora on hand and has all the anime powers.
Bully: Hey nerd!
Sigma male: What did you call me. *death stare*
Bully: D-d-dont hit me please. *whimping and shivering*
Sigma male: Thats what i thought. Now scarm!
Sexy hot waifu: Heyy sigma-kun, give me your dick.
Sigma male: With pleasure waifu-chan. *tips fedora*
by Fridge_UD April 27, 2023
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Rho Epsilon Xi Male

Rho Epsilon Xi Male is a man who is under the height of 5'5, balding, and just an overall piece of shit.
Tommy is a Rho Epsilon Xi Male. His bald ass is always creeping on women.
by funnymanbro February 10, 2024
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figglebottom male

A male who realizes the social hierarchy never existed and spent all his time fixating on becoming a sigma male. He realizes this is incorrect but is stuck in a loophole of his loneliness. The comfort he once felt is now a wall he cant get out of.
Im a fucking figglebottom male yall n!ggas aint got shit on me.
by TylerDurden69420 April 6, 2022
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Sigma Male

An alpha male built by being broken and still is broken.
Patrick Sateman is a sigma male
by iamlost. November 23, 2022
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