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Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom
Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom
by Cruisemom November 20, 2016
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your mom

Brother:What you doing after moms funeral today?
Me: YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!!
by your mom 72 December 1, 2016
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Mom juce

Self explanatory
Hey honey I'm in the mood for mom juce!
by Fat viper December 5, 2016
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media mom

A housewife whose perception of reality is derived from the news media (conservative or liberal, doesn't matter) and popular pseudoscience like Dr. Oz and Dr. Phil.

Because they have stayed indoors for many years in the age of social media and media saturation, media moms soak up the perception - however false it may be - that television creates. They may own nearly all of Dr. Oz's books, along with Dr. Phil and subscribe to Oprah Magazine. They buy many supplements and vitamins based on what Dr. Oz has said, regardless of the lack of rigor scientific evidence. They believe the world is getting worse by the minute despite the evidence of the contrary, solely because they are bombarded by negative news reports from the television on a daily basis. Lastly, media moms also tend to share or believe many false or exaggerated news articles on Facebook or other social media sites.

Media moms ultimately suffer from many cognitive biases, and they are very much set in their ways.
"My mother is such a media mom. Look how much money she wasted on vitamins because of Dr. Oz's special the other day."
by Scotty McGeester December 7, 2016
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Your Mom

Possibly the worst comeback in history that you can say, but everyone thinks it is so funny
I was talking to Nolan and called him a dumbass, and he said Your Mom is a dumbass.
by Theepicboss2 December 13, 2016
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your mom

What every 12yr old says to every question you ask them.
Person 1: wuts up biches

12 year old: Your Mom. (Laugh)
by SuDUCKtion December 28, 2015
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Your Mom

The preferred insult of a 10 -12 year old
10 year old 1: dude who took my money again!

10 year old 2: your mom!
by SirDinkleBottom March 7, 2016
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