pleasure mess

Liquid discharge from pleasurable times. Can be male or female or both.

I left my pleasure mess on my old pair of underpants.

by The BitchDegarde November 20, 2020

cummy mess

Like a bloody mess but with cum instead of blood.

Keep talking shit and I'll turn you into a cummy mess.

by kvm666 January 2, 2021

Flood messages

To send nudes

Flood messages for me

by Icyrisk March 8, 2021

Captain Mess

A legend!

One who destroys little green soldiers!

Captain Mess, loved by all, respected by done!

by Captain Mess January 23, 2021

Pyramid Message

A social media post worded in such a way as to encourage the reader to copy/paste the same message to their own feed. It will often (but not always) use an emotional theme to trigger a feeling of guilt in the reader in order to facilitate its underlying purpose to rapidly spread using a pyramid structure.

Example of a pyramid message:

Everyone says: "If you need anything, don't hesitate, I'll be there for you ". I'm going to make a bet, without being pessimistic, that out of my family and friends less than 7 will take the time to put this on their wall to help raise awareness of mental health difficulties.
So surprise me and prove me wrong!!! 🌻💛

by MickTheSick April 9, 2021

nitty messi

the absolute pinochle of the human form, nitty messi is god tier. he plays for crewe alex and he’s so sick, he carried us to the top of the league, and we’re so far up there, you cant even see us. and it’s definitely not because we’re not in the league.

pagan: if god is real, then prove it
callum everall: *shows picture of nitty messi absolute blazing seven joints

pagan: say less

by callum everal April 10, 2021

Hot mess

Me

I’m a hot mess today

by Pieceofgarbage1865 April 29, 2021