Leon Duel

Leon Duell is the fattest most obese black man you will ever see he suck cocks for a living

god that fag is such a Leon Duell

by DarraghJoynesHater69 May 22, 2023

Matt Leman

He Like's Smeg.
And Egg.

By Golly Gee wizz it's a matt leman!

by Yaaahh February 1, 2008

Leon-Ku

A form of haiku poety, invented by as Message board member Leon_McNichol, following the setup:

4 syllables
7 syllables
5 syllables

The origional Leon-ku

"Owls that fly high.
Chosen Swimmers bound by glass.
Comrades all the same."

by MysticJhn December 23, 2006

Lemons

An Underground street name for weed.
Can be used as follows.

Lemons = Weed.
Lime = Tabacco
Lime and Lemons = Tabacco and Weed
Sour = Getting Stoned/High.
Sucking Some Lemons = Smoking Some Weed.

"I'm going down to my mates house later to fo and suck some lemons, may mix a little bit of lime in aswell. Should get nice and sour"

by Mr.Smook August 1, 2007

SIMON LEBON

A semi-lob-on or semi-on. A penis that is not totally erect but has a good blood flow running through it at the time of commenting.

I am hanging quite well today thanks, I have a simon lebon

by steve d wilson August 28, 2008

When life gives you lemons

When life gives you lemons, you say thank you. Why do you need lemonade? Huh. Why do you got be soooo extra and burn some fossil fuels while you’re processing your lemonade. Lemons are HEALTHY!!!!! EAT THE LEMON!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, eat the lemon it’s healthy smelthy

by theogcooler May 29, 2018

Leon

Leon is way too loud and shouts a lot when it is not necessary. Leon thinks he is the only person in the world that doesn't have feelings. Leon pretends like he is tough but goes home every night crying. If you have a Leon in your life don't piss him off he will shout and make your eardrums explode.

Emily: Leon you need to be quiet you're too loud.
Leon: nO I aM nOt!

by debbiedowhoo November 30, 2018