Lick my cl*t where I s**t

A classy but sassy way to tell someone to F*** off

-Lick my cl*t where I s**t- To tell someone to f**k off

Person A- yo lemme get that bag of doritos

Person B-Lick my clit where I sh*t

by WonderBread421 October 2, 2020

devious lick

An activity that spreads happiness and joy across the world! This is a popular challenge that involves giving homeless people money, food, and a ride if they need one.

I just partook in a devious lick on the homeless guy across the road

by BigNutterBoy69 September 16, 2021

dick in your lick

A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.

Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.

You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.

Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.

by Shuaman October 7, 2018

Devious Lick

When someone steals items or hits a lick someone wouldn't normally think of when thinking of theft, usually at school and usually something that causes disruption at workplaces in small ways. Things like toilets, lockers, doors, etc are all considered devious "devious licks"

Kid 1: Yo wtf I went to take a shit and the toilets are gone

*Kid 2 Checks tiktok and sees his friend posting a tiktok with a shit smeared toilet*

Kid 2: Damn bro just hit a devious lick

by Kautios September 16, 2021

Licked the Umbrella

Licked the Umbrella is a Northern English saying, meaning you've fucked up or messed up.

(Person drops water all over laptop)
Friend : Mate, you've really licked the umbrella there

by fishandchipsandcurrysauce January 2, 2020

Poseyese Lick

When Posey sees toes that she likes so the licks them dry.

Posey really does those Poseyese Licks. Have you seen her do a Goombap or Goomboop?

by Goomba420 February 14, 2023

jalapeño lick

Licking the vagina after rubbing jalapeño sauce on your lips.

"Dude I jalapeño licked this girl so hard last night"

by Krunpas November 14, 2016