mother fucking lick screwdriver

when you like to watch kids shows too much

Cheryl watches too much Bluey. She's a mother fucking lick screwdriver.

by Penis Sucking Dick Gobbler June 23, 2024

lolly licking

The act of which a man or woman licks the shaft of a mans penis.

Oh we're gonna do some lolly licking tonight babe.

by jaseyboy August 2, 2016

devious lick

A Devious (or Diabolical) lick(s) is when someone or a group of people steal something from some retarded ass school for being retarded.

¨ayo i just hit this devious lick"

"ah shit whadd ya get man"

"i stole ms.carlos..... she got a phat dumpy fr΅

by SupremeNematode September 17, 2021

devious lick

to steal something from a school; or in general

i just hit an absolute devious lick

by anonymous September 10, 2021

Devious lick

An incredibly stupid tik tok trend, that went viral around September of 2021 where a person steals something, usually very petty, such as a hand sanitiser or toilet from a school, college or other public area, and records it for Tik Tok, where it is uploaded as part of the "hit the lick challenge", often (weirdly) expecting no bad consequences for their actions.

This trend has grown from a joke to literal robbery, and has recently been banned from Tik Tok searches (no surprise there).

Person 1: What the hell man, the school bathrooms HAVE NO TOILETS.

Person 2: Damn, someone must've hit the most devious lick 😈

by Methalyne Blue September 19, 2021

Thilakshan lick that batty

That moment in the day when your head has a light feeling and you just want to collapse. This can be experienced when you drink too much air or eat too much water. Some may regard it as being 'fried or high'

Bro i just felt thilakshan lick that batty

by anonymous December 7, 2020

Lick the cricket

When a woman with diarrhea shits herself and has her clitoris cleaned with a human tongue.

The pigeon lady blew her ass out in the park and now she's asking legless Larry to lick the cricket

by Piratemothafuckinsteve69 July 26, 2022