A man who believes his penis is God's gift to the world, but he does not know how to use it properly. A man who does not know how to please women sexually.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
This term originated in 2018 when a group of women were describing very disappointing sexual encounters with men.
Monica: "I heard you got lucky with Trevor last night!"
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
Kate: "... we had sex..."
Sara: "Why the longface? I heard he was well endowed!"
Kate: "ya... but he's a total Dick Jesus"
Monica: "eew! Dick Jesus men are the WORST!"
Sara: "I don't care how beautiful his penis is, if he's a Dick Jesus, I'm not gonna waste my time."
by Ovary Actor October 20, 2018
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Aboriginal term for a white person, less rude than more common "white cunt", but supposed to have the same connotation.
Aboriginal man: Gimme some money you white Jesus
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.
Centrelink Officer: I'm sorry, it is not your pay day
Aboriginal man: Youse white cunts is all the same.
by La Douche April 13, 2004
Get the white jesus mug.A sexual act. While having missionary sex, a man kisses a women's neck so she tilts her head. Then he holds her arms out the side and pulls out. Then he penetrates her belly button. This leaves her in state of shock arms to the side, stomach bleeding like Jesus on the cross.
I was having sex with a nun and she asked what it would be like to meet God? I said I don't know but I showed her Jesus Christ.
by Steriodsmademydicksmall October 28, 2008
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Jackson: Oh u mean a Super Jesus lighter, which is an adjective i invented
*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset
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*credit to this adject goes to Jackson of the band Jetset
by Steven J September 3, 2008
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