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the Celtic trad band

A totally real band lol. Known for their hit single “Hornpipe” and nothing else. They are real. Sadly all 36 of them died in a train on tricycle accident in Finland in the 17th century so all records of their work have been lost and/or destroyed so don’t look for their work. You will NOT find anything bro
Me: name a song by a real artist
Knowledgeable dude: Hornpipe by the Celtic trad band‼️
by Joe_is_lovely15 February 9, 2024
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guitar band wars hero

The game name that results from the indecision of whether to play rock band or guitar hero. they are really similar and can be used interchangeably.
Hey you guys wanna play guitar hero or rock band tonight?

I don't know man, let's just play guitar band wars hero.

Kool.
by bPlague7 March 28, 2012
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figjam band

A pathetic, inept lousy band, usually domiciled in a little hick town, who think they are just 'it' , but in fact are terrible, due to poor playing ability, and pissweak equipment such as a cheap bingo quality PA, cheap instruments, etc)

They think fuck im good Im a superstar but in reality its "fuck I dream Im good, wish I wasnt so pissweak and had some talent"
That band I saw at the Kin Kin pub was such a figjam band.
by talent xcout January 25, 2011
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Band Photographer

Do you see the guy taking the photos? The band photographer; He can actually affoard a hotel, so he won’t sleep in the van tonight!
by Kallefin June 7, 2024
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Cock-banded

When a man tucks his flacid cock into the waistband of his lover’s pants.
I was trying to cook dinner last night and my husband came up behind me and cock-banded me!

Dinner was delicious!
by Created by Ray & Craig April 7, 2023
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a simple phrase someone uses when they be wondering who da fuh nuh in the band hall
"yooo bro who da FUH NUH in the band hall?
"it was jack"
by kitk@t October 29, 2025
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Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.
by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018
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