Gas Ass

Gas Ass is a terrible condition in which a person is constantly letting out extremely stinky farts. Another name for this is "Chronic Flatulence" but "Gas Ass" is easier to remember and it's more modern. After a period of time of having Gas Ass, the butt will smell like stinky poop for the next 24 hours. Gas Ass is so bad that the farts stink up the entire room and it smells so bad that everyone else in the room has to leave while moaning, coughing, wheezing, etc. and putting their noses in their shirts and their eyes close. Usually they will be cursing, screaming, etc. When one has Gas Ass, you can literally see a cloud of brown hover around their butt. Gas Ass is a condition that no one should have and should be treated as soon as it's discovered.

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Situation 1:

Calvin was sitting in class one day when he started to absolutely rip ass and loud and horrible-smelling as humanly possible.

Michael: Dude, Calvin has the worst case of Gas Ass ever!
Dude: I know!

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Situation 2:

Calvin has Gas Ass later that night and is absolutely ripping ass at the dinner table.

The Dad: Calvin, that smells f*cking terrible, what is your sh*t?

Sister: OHMYGODITSMELLSSOBAD!!!!!!!!!!!

The mom then passes out while the sister and the dad evacuate the room while Calvin has a big smile on his face.

by TheGasAssMaster December 4, 2012

flat ass

Having no ass or junk in the trunk. Suffering from the vitamin deficiency Noassitol. See Glutius Flatosis.

Heather's flat as was the result of Glutious Flatosis.

by DzNutz January 20, 2004

Plumbers ass

The act of having ones ass crack visible over the top of their pants. Often seen in women wearing low rider jeans. Derived from fat plumbers whose asses creeped out of the back of their pants as they fixed the sink.

She should at least wear a thong so we sdon't have to see that plumbers ass.

by Websters English Dictionary January 25, 2004

ASS SOUP

The Correct way to use the word "ASS SOUP" is to describe a place full of hot chicks, babes, hotties, hoes,squirrels or clams.

1." Dude. I went to the mall and it was ASS SOUP! "

by RICHARD ALVARADO February 1, 2008

Assed Out

Lost out, lost out on something. or your fucked, meaning you blew it, or your doomed.

(exam. "That kid got caught at the wrong place and the wrong time, he's assed out").

by Th3_L0N3_W0LF September 30, 2013

Ass Troll

A small mystical creature employed by Airport Security to painfully explore anal cavities in search of contraband. It is generally used in situations in which a simple body cavity search is not sufficiently humiliating.

"We were detained at the Airport because the Ass Troll found a condom full of cocaine in Joe's ass."

"I can't believe they used an Ass Troll on that old lady!"

by Don't really know February 4, 2006

Ass Dialing

"Ass Dialing" is something usually achieved by people with very large, very talented asses who wear cell phones on belt clips. When they sit on their phones, random button presses result in random calls all over the world. The recipient of these calls hears nothing but a stream of DTMF button tones and muffled conversation.

My brother ass dialed me last night at 2am. I think he was at a party.

by Kevin Kelm January 28, 2003