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pitching both ends of a double header

Having sex with a mother and her daughter but in separate sessions.
Dude I got lucky last night and ended up pitching both ends of a double header. Yeah, I went home with a girl last night and we had great sex. I ran into her mother on the way out. She was hotter than the daughter and just as horny. I ended up having sex with the mother before I left too.
by RepWin August 20, 2023
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Nix v. Hedden

U.S. supreme court case that decided that tomatoes are veggies and not fruit...
person one: tomatoes are fruits!
person 2: no they are veggies, i'll look it up!
both at the same time: WHAT!!!!!
person two: ha i was right, Nix v. Hedden said confirmed it!
by dizzle_smasher June 12, 2018
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why does my family treat me like a red headed step child

Because I'm white, autistic, ADHD, kind, good, loving, ALWAYS right, and their golden girl wants me so bad she calls me God 🤦🏻 ♂️🧘🏻 ♂️
Why does my family treat me like a red headed step child, I talk good!
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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S. E. Hayden

The Author of the first Alien encounter crash site over N. texas. (Aurora) April 17th 1897. Demolition of a whindmill and a craft that bursted into flames was discoverd. 6 years before the first development of the human aircrafts/planes. A well was caped with the wreckage in 1957. A strage illness was documented after the handeling of the materials and supposed alien lifeform. Images from the early 1970's have been documented along with mutiple testamoney's of the Alien piolets remains beeing seen. Scrutinised photos were in 1897, 1895, and so on. Molten mixture of aluminum and Silver. Debries have been found in that area since.

Other sitings in that time frame include Chicago, Il., Ca., Mo., NE., ect. The sceptical site was on Judge Procters land in the 1890's. Myth, legend, or cover up?
Penny; I've been studying this account since I was a child.
David c: Silly girl, aliens don't exist. It's propaganda
Penny: There is accounts by S. E. Hayden as weel as many others that reported incedents.
David c; Your crazy
Penny: I know that man. But, I like that I don't believe everything like the status zombie community now in existance.
David c; I'll have to look that up one day. Any theory's on God?
Penny: The story's of him and horus are very similar works of writing so I still do not have the answers for you. i'd like to see the new Pyramid sitings in Egypt though.
by wonders4life<3 October 25, 2009
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