Goat Hour

The point at which one has gone with out sleep long enough that they enter a state similar to intoxication. Generally comedy is enhanced and most activities increase in difficulty.
I slept so little last week, I think I spent more time in goat hour than in bed!
by lamwigvam March 05, 2015
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Goated nigga fallacy

Completely ignore what your opponent is saying whilsts sticking a finger up your ass, fingering yourself and staying to you backward arguments, despite getting proven wrong.
This form of argumentation makes the opposition want to shoot themselves.
Kosovo had a better age under albanians? Nah, I'm just gonna bring up irrelevant points to show that serbs DID do some things in kosovo, but not enough compared to albanians but still enough for me to bring up and cope about it like.
Goated nigga fallacy!
by Smell ya later April 21, 2025
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The Muddy Goat

The act of tucking your package back and in between your legs, right after successfully dropping a deuce and failing to wipe away the remaining poop. This is a more disgusting variation of "The Goat", a move made popular by the cast if the movie "Waiting".
Oh man, Brett just dropped the muddy goat on me when I walked into the bathroom
by the stanky leg April 06, 2009
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Cra-goated

Cra-goated is the mix of a goat and a cracked person they will stomp you in anything you challenge them to... :/
by Meme-Lard May 26, 2020
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No gi goat

Another official name for Gordan King Ryan, who is the best no gi Brazilian Jiujitsu fighter in the world. There's no need for additional definition. Just remember, whenever you hear the term no gi goat, it is referring to Gordan King Ryan.
I saw no gi goat tonight at Pizza Nova
I am going to dress as no gi goat for Halloween
by JJS Panda October 29, 2019
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Fat goat

A person, place or thing that is extremely uncool and disliked
“Did you hear that Ray is gay”
“Yeah, he’s such a fat goat

—or—
“God I hate our math teacher”
“I know, right! She’s such a fucking fat goat, I hope she chokes on a pair of tits
by Corn man14 March 01, 2023
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broken goat

When someone makes you punch yourself in the balls after they kick your sack.
He made me mad so I gave him a Broken Goat.
by Nud3yNovak February 03, 2018
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