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El mestizo

He is me, a fucking chad who despises racism and transvestites but i'm not exactly homophobic
El mestizo (me) is a gift to the world
by elMexicanoAmericano March 15, 2022
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El Shorts

A young man who lived in a gangster controlled region of Mexico. His parents and all relatives died by cocaine sniffing challenges. He fought his way out of the ghetto and became a US Navy Seal. Basically a god. There can only be one.
That El Shorts has seen some stuff.
by Locano April 30, 2013
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El Royale Ricardo

Nice job on the now ruined project, El Royale Ricardo. You are a total dickhead.
by Richie66 May 25, 2021
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El Dave

Yeah tanner we were crushing El Dave’s as Icenhauers you totally mosted that girl
by 420bananapickle June 13, 2019
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El Chezidente

Known as the leader of French Korea, established royalty from street cats and other feral animals.
"How dare you mock the son of El Chezidente!"
by InSinneridious January 16, 2021
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El Junaido

El Junaido is a magical man, when he’s around, everything comes together. He makes you smile when sad, even when he is in a dark place himself. And if you lose contact for some time, when you reunite it’s as if you were never apart. A friendship with El Junaido is a friendship for life, he will always have your back.

Not only is he a good ol’ buddy. But he is a secret prostitute for charity, the money he raises from giving lap dances to orphaned children, will then go to other orphaned children! Scarring them for life but also setting them up for a great future! Everything he does is ‘for the children’

What a guy
‘Damn look at El Junaido, the kids love his dance moves

‘Wow, what would we do with El Junaido, he really does restore my faith in humanity

‘Am well depressed wanna off myself enit , I’ll call El Junaido he will prevent the killing of self!’
by Gayboi001 October 17, 2022
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El Royale Ricardo

Nice job on the now ruined project, El Royale Ricardo. You are a total dickhead.
by Richie66 May 25, 2021
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