Donkey Kong Land

the ultimate virginity repellent and sex attractor

oh shit that's donkey kong land, not again

by modemcat June 14, 2022

Ba Donkey Donk

Something you don't have. Lol sorry not sorry #WAP #Gorls #BaDonkeyDonk #IFuckedYourMotherTwice

"Oh yeah babyyy! Lemme get some of that juicy Ba Donkey Donk!"

by Kalani Taj November 17, 2021

Donkey Kong 64

The game with no walls

Let's play some donkey Kong 64. You mean that game speed runners go through easily because there is nothing stopping them? Of course yes!

by TheOneTheOnlyMeatballRavioli June 2, 2021

Donkey Punch

Fisting yourself in the ass while masturbating

<So what did you do last night?>
<Got bored and donkey punched myself while watching porn>
<Why the fuck would you ever do that?!>

by Noameo January 17, 2015

Sideline sugar donkey

1. A girl that is boot or fat that you stay away from when you try to fuck her hot freind.

2.The ugly freind in a group of girls that you will probably end up fucking when you are drunk as a result of all the others turning you down.

1. That chick Ashly with the huge tits came by my house the other day but she brought a sidline suger donkey with her.

2. Aw man im never dinking again!I was so shit faced that after the third girl turned me down i just got my dick sucked by that sideline sugar donkey!!

by Dirty-C February 12, 2005

brake donkey power

BDP - Brake Donkey Power. As opposed to BHP, Brake Horsepower. Unit of measure the power output of slow vehicles' engines at the crank (i.e. does not include loss in power through gearbox, sprockets etc en route to drive wheel(s)). Slang.

1. My Lada puts out 15 donkeys man, it's an animal!

2. Your Harley has brake donkey power, not horsepower!

by Arto Del Dopeo November 15, 2009

Wooden Donkey Punch

When during sex you administer a Donkey Punch so hard chocolate comes out, similar to novelty wooden donkeys that defecate candy.

When I gave her a Wooden Donkey Punch, it was raining chocolate.

by uramisan August 18, 2010