Dirty Windshield

A sexual act where one person wraps his/her head in saran wrap and watches as the asshole opens and closes from another person who is crapping on thier face.

Guy 1- "I heard Tommy really loved it when Janice gave him a DIRTY WINDSHIELD"
Guy 2- "I heard that also..."
Guy 1- "Could you give me a DIRTY WINDSHIELD?"
Guy 2- " Oh but of course!"

by PA Control January 12, 2011

Dirty Golfer

When a man dresses up like Payne Stuart and heads out to pick up chicks. Said golfer/man picks up a slut and brings her to the nearest golf course. He convinces her to have sex in a sand trap. During intercourse, the golfer extracts his penis, dunks it in the sand, and re-inserts...Thus giving her the 'The Dirty Golfer'!

Girl 1) Hey Girl, you've been waddling around like a penguin all morning...what happened sweet heart?

Girl 2) It's kind of embarrassing, but I got 'Dirty Golfered' last night...It is Payne-ful!

by The 425 Dirty Donkeys June 9, 2011

dirty yousuf

The act of placing a lit firework in a woman’s vagina, then placing her missionary and continuing to have anal sex with her. The man will then ejaculate right when the fire work goes off, giving her an explosive load.

Ethan: Do you know where Olivia is? I haven’t seen her in days!
Sam: She had an accident getting dirty Yousuf’d, and had to go to the hospital to get it treated

by thebrownisairborn April 14, 2020

Dirty Dyllan

The act of emptying a used condom into a girls belly button. Once the button begins to over flow one refills the condom and has anal or oral sex with a chinese woman.

"Dude, Ching Ling finally let me do the Dirty Dyllan on her and her dog."

by ZeldasNatch December 6, 2012

Dirty Razo

When you find a dildo in a homeless person's bag and sniff it, then pretend you didn't know what it was to hide your fetish.

Dude, we went to the park the other day and we caught Scott pulling a Dirty Razo.

by P. Park Boys October 31, 2021

Dirty raisin

A dirty raisin is a butthole that is noticeably smelly or has poop remnants.

I was slamming that girl last night and that's girl had a dirty raisin.

by Jbski July 22, 2016

Dirty Duff

A Dirty Duff is a sex move inspired by the great Garrett Duffy, the most badass baseball pitcher to ever play for Red Mountain High School. A Dirty Duff is a signature move in which the male shoves a baseball bat into the woman's vagina and then proceeds to throw batting practice to the girl, the girl will swing the bat using the muscles in her pussy and clitoris and hit the ball.This is really a revolutionary form of exercise and can be very beneficial for the woman as it strengthens her pussy muscles and mental toughness. Using this move you really can hit a homerun, no pun intended.

Guy 1:"I saw you leaving school with Mackenzie the other day."

Guy 2: " You know I took her straight home and gave her that Dirty Duff."

Mackenzie:*squirt squirt squirt*

by RMHS Unknown Nigga December 14, 2013