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Fat Cow

Average Low Intelligent, Bossy Bitch Manager At Retail Grocery Stores (Often Times They Will Appear Behind Their Co-Workers To Attempt A Heart Attack Scare)
Leshauna; I was trying to deliver my online orders and Fat Cow Appeared Behind Me!
by AverageDonglerOfSims December 13, 2023
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Cow Tipping

When a dude bends over a fat chick to fuck her
"yea bro, i cow tipped this bitch so hard last night "
"went to the club last night, wound up cow tipping this bitch"
by chad_thundercock#1 December 15, 2023
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Ottis the cow

A transgender or hermafodite cow that was taken into a dark and terrible expierement where the farmer took a male cows brain and put it into a female cows body
by Houseismyhouse2344281 November 13, 2018
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cow

me;)
bitch imma cow, I am not a cat! I DONT SAY MEOW!BITCHHHH
by imma cow November 13, 2018
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Scary cow guy

A scary ass fish that has six hooves on all eight of it's legs. The fifty foot long freakshow will fly into your house at night and eat babies and replace them with their own. Unsuspecting mothers will have a poisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with in the morning.
Mom: my life is ruined, I have apoisonous flying eight legged, winged, six hooved dinosaur nightmare fish to deal with for the rest of my life. That damned Scary cow guy.
by srygrndma December 1, 2018
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Irish phrase, used to describe someone who lacks any skill in the sport of hurling/ camogie. When referring to Ireland's national sport, one may commonly hear people mention the act of 'pucking' the sliothar (ball) with the hurley, one of the many skills in the game. Pucking is in fact considered to be the sport's most fundamental skill, with any inability to perform this skill essentially dooming a player to failure. In rural Ireland, where hurling is commonly played, it is not uncommon for one to encounter the fecal matter of cows or other animals when strolling through a country field. On closer inspection, one may observe insects such as flies and dung beetles congregating around the fecal matter. The proximity of the flies to the fecal matter is generally such that they would be very easy targets should one feel compelled to swing a hurley in their direction. Thus, for someone to be considered unable to connect with flies in close proximity to a cow's fecal matter, they must be completely lacking in the basic skills of hurling/ camogie.
Jaysus Christ that full forward wouldn't puck flies off a cow shite!
by Jotinmick December 9, 2018
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country cow

Don’t put that country cow on yer toast
by Marcus wang December 11, 2018
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