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A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.
Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest
by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023
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Chode

The male ejaculation, dispersing of semen. Unloading the holy juice. Known via 90’s rappers as ‘busting a nut
“I blew my chode all over the slag”

“She swallowed my chode”

Holy shit! That was a big chode!”
by Moose86 August 18, 2023
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Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong
by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023
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Chode wagger

Someone who flaunts their stubbed off chode like it’s fabulous and everyone wants one.
Cris Collinsworth is an absolute chode wagger.
by Beezer12washingbeard September 8, 2023
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chode ficker

A chode is a small penis and a ficker is some who flicks, A chode ficker is someone who flicks small penis
My friend is a chode ficker he flicks my chode every night
by stroker9138 October 1, 2023
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Sigma Chode

Sigma Chode can be considered a noun and is used typically derogatorily and or can be used to describe you or another's penis size
"Eli, edge my fat Sigma Chode."

"Im gooning my Sigma Chode."

"you have a tiny sigma chode"
by Mrtopgyatthe4 April 19, 2024
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Chode

A penis that is build like caseoh with out the orange ( unless you’re a lucky charm person)
Braden edges and gelks his chode in the back of Mr. Belding’s office in goonvanna
by Theorian Plushie April 29, 2024
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