Chode Molester

A person that has an affinity to chodes. Sometimes the chode-holder is unaware.

Person A: "YO Hendrik sucked three chodes last night."
Person B:"Damn, Hendrik is such a chode molester."

by KingSTiNX October 2, 2017

ChodeGoffler

A male who laughs as someone getting hit in his penis then continued to get nailed in his big fat girthy dick.

Dude, stop laughing at me you ChodeGoffler!

by Girthy Dick October 19, 2017

chode

a boy who is short and stubby, like a penal chode

max is such a chode

by i hate you 69 January 8, 2018

chode worm

An excessively fat and short worm, primarily found in the south. They only appear from the ground at night, may appear in an unfortunate soul’s pants. Usually 1-2 inches long.

“Look Daddy, I found a chode worm!”

“I can see the chode worm through your pants”

by mkmhs January 14, 2018

Chode

What lies on my cuck friend, Matt's, groin.

Person 1: I bet Matt's dick is big!
His Girlfriend: Naw, he's got an effing chode.

by throwitindatraaaaaaaaashhhhhhh January 16, 2018

Chode

A dick that is fatter than it is long

Bryson's chode is very SHORT and very FAT. It is hairy and tends to sweat

by Disisalec January 18, 2018

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018