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cow poo

The waste product made by a cow.

Usually brown og black.
"Yesterday I went for a walk and saw a cow poo on the grass."
by user307485004 November 24, 2020
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juju the cow

The fursona of an LA comedian known by his screen name Dick Masterson. He was famous for a segment on Dr. Phil saying men are superior to women. He was also a high school prom king.
Did you know Dick Masterson dressed up as juju the cow for this year's Burning Man Festival?
by Terry Thomas Davis June 14, 2024
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feeding the cow

When a woman leaves with men and gives vague reasons as to why she was not present in the bar with you.
Michelle left the bar to go with the guys "feeding the cow"
by UntamedFox October 12, 2017
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grease cow

Someone who sucks up to women/Peter Calivous
That bitch a grease cow if i’ve seen one
by Sketchy sketch123 March 26, 2019
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Cow Puppy

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring
by FaintRush November 9, 2025
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cow kick

Matthew "i just been cow kicked"
by I’mFunnyHaHa June 18, 2018
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Two Japanese Dairy Cows

In August 2025 it'll be 80 years since these two Japanese dairy cows began to be exploited, i.e. to whiten Japan's notorious history from early 1930s to 1945 — and once again the majority of the international media fail to put these cows, Hiroshima 🐮 and Nagasaki 🐮 into any kind of historic context. So let's put things into perspective; ca. 250,000 Japanese died from the two atomic bombs. Just for the record, Japan's acts killed tens of million people, no one knows the exact number and the Japanese themselves have a national amnesia about this matter.

The Japanese emphasize and portray themselves as victims regarding the end of WWII. Actually those bombs were a blessing to them and hence they could begun their self-deception by considering themselves as if they were the only victims in Asia and the Pacific Theater though they were the worst butchers of the era worldwide.

So when the global media recall once again the anniversary of the dropping of a-bombs on Hiroshima and Nagasaki and cry for those 250k victims, meanwhile memories fade away of the Pacific War and Japan's genocidal campaign in China that alone killed over 20 million people by using unspeakable brutality, just recall Nanjing in China (Nanking at the time), or the Unit 731 in Manchuria and its human experiments etc., you name it — considering the anniversary of Hiroshima and Nagasaki and recalling what the Imperial Japanese Army did, then this anniversary feels like a sick and hypocritical phenomenon.
A biological miracle; two Japanese dairy cows have been milked for decades.
by O. W. Tongueincheek November 10, 2024
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