1. A man who donates mayo to the homeless.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
2. A man who likes his girlfriend to light her vagina on fire.
3. A man who sleeps with a bed full of stuffed frogs.
4. A man who smells dirty diapers.
Shae: Man look at that guy. He sleeps with frogs.
Lindsay: Yeah..must be a Christian Boser.
Christian Boser
by Woman who milks cows May 24, 2011
Awkward dancing to pop music and eating food in a potluck style, with or without parental supervision, but Jesus is always watching.
"Hey man, the music's aight, but where's the booze at?"
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."
"No alcohol here. Not at my Christian rave."
by amoebadee March 04, 2018
The sweetest darkie out here. That man does just look innocent and childish but he on a different level yes.
"WDMC! Look Christian from Holy Cross, he so suteeeee with the curly hair!"
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
"Ent?? Best I go before I faint. I want a man like dat!!!"😍
by thegirlwiththefacts May 16, 2021
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Do not look directly at Christiane, she is too bright. At the sight of her, your eyebrows will burn off, but she is a good friend. She is also the best gif giver. Your moving images are rubbish in comparison.
by Thelongesttoe November 23, 2021
Christiane is the best person you will ever meet. She will always help you whatever it is.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.
Christianes are well known for their hospitality and amazing cooking and baking skills.
If you have a Christiane in your life, you are more than lucky.
by Mfae November 23, 2021
Christiane is the most beautiful girl you will ever know. Omg her eyes are so stunning and her smile can bright someones day. And har body, she got a big booty and atlathic body. She gets all the boys. Her personality is the best, she is so charming and cute. Every girl is jealouse of her because she is perfect.
Wow look at that booty!
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
Yeah it must be a Christiane!
For sure, look at that smile too, and her eyes! I just can't get enough.
by babybaby223344 January 21, 2019