Brandon Lang

Brandon Lang is an American war fighter. Brandon was raised in Tampa after being adopted at a young age by a Neurosurgeon and a Pediatrician. In September of 2001 Brandon was in NYC on a school trip when he and his classmates witnessed the worst day in American history, 9/11. After losing a couple classmates and seeing the horror of that day Brandon decided that he wanted to serve his country. So in 2002 Brandon joined the United States Army as a combat medic. Brandon served his country for 18 years as a Special Forces Operator. Did 2 tours in Iraq and 2 tours in Afghanistan along with over 300 combat missions including hostage rescues, special recon, and counter terrorism operations as a JSOC (Joint Special Operations Command). Brandon medically retired from the Army in February of 2020 after breaking his back, both knees, and other bones. He is truly an American hero.
Brandon Lang is an American hero
by The Bible teacher September 23, 2020
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Brandon Reed

Noun
Bran-Dun Ree-duh
A person or persons who work at walmart and sexually harasses his fellow coworkers.
Someone who Brandon Reeds (Brandon reeded) people.
“Woah is that Brandon Reed?”

“Why yes I heard he likes to Brandon Reed (Brandon Reeded) his coworkers because he has very low self esteem
by Johny willikers May 13, 2023
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Brandon Mack

A country loving hick with Budweiser and a belt with his kid's butt marks on it in one hand and a tractor key, Bessey the cow, and A bible in the other. He can also be found wearing a Make America great again hat, a red plaid shirt, dirty jeans, and cowboy boots. He most likely tried voted for Trump any time during Barack Obama's terms.
Golly dat der Brandon Mack is a hick.
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brandon latimer

very well might be the sexiest red haired man in the universe, once you lay eyes on a brandon latimer you may never find the same qualities in another man.
well damn susie, look at that model he thinks he is a brandon latimer
by magicman911 March 29, 2022
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brandon mcmillian

Brandon McMillian is a word to describe somebody that is worthless, and will amount to nothing over the course of his sad life. It is also used to describe people who have no friends and want to kill themselves.
‘’OMG, I feel like such a Brandon McMillian right now! I am a worthless piece of shit and all I do is take up space and air that could have been used for somebody that actually does something productive!’’
by Lone_wolf7531 January 09, 2018
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brandon henderson

A man who preaches the Gospel for money, not for God, while using his position to prey upon naive women to satisfy his sex addiction. Man whore

Beware this false prophet as he is a wolf in sheep’s clothing that will destroy families, marriages and anything else that satisfies his narcissistic personality. He has no shame or remorse rather gaslights and manipulates you to believe more lies.
Brandon Henderson is the sales manager for NRS Trailers and gave deals to his female sales rep for sexual kickbacks.
by HonestEngine March 07, 2018
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Brandon Bowford

Is a black ass bitch with a long ass dick (its suckable and rideable) Im his wife so back up bitches :) he's fine asf His ass is so fat :D.
Brandon Bowford has a fat ass and his hole deserves to be penetrated
by batmans dad🍥 March 06, 2024
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