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Brandon

A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
Brandon said he would report me to his Russian overlords, and now I'm praying for my life.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022
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Brandon

typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
god brandon is such a loser
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
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Brandon Handshake

When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
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Brandon

someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt

occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
"wow brandon is retarded"
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
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Brandon

"hey brandon you fat fuck"
by hunkem June 25, 2023
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Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
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Brandon From Class

A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)
Wow that kid asked me to blow him but I thought he was straight, he's such a Brandon from class
by fcb^ May 11, 2016
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