A guy who is incredibly suspicious, and is probably a spy for three or more countries, including (always) Russia and China. He pretends that he is an idiot, but he is actually a chad.
by QDWFEGRHTJYKUL November 20, 2022
Get the Brandonmug. typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. "hey brandon you fat fuck"
by hunkem June 25, 2023
Get the Brandonmug. The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.
"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."
by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024
Get the Brandon Christopher Specialmug. A Brandon from class is a kid in your class who has a huge crush on you but goes about it completely the wrong way (stalks you, lies to you about what they're into)
by fcb^ May 11, 2016
Get the Brandon From Classmug.