someone’s baking cookies

secret, yet intense, masturbation

ben left the group call. someone’s baking cookies!

by nicholas is in a cage June 6, 2020

devil's baking soda

Slang for Cocaine

He's been snorting that devil's baking soda.

by Esalad420 September 21, 2020

Floridian alligator biting

When a male bites a females butt until blood starts coming out, with that blood you use it as loom to give anal to a female. This can only be done in the Florida Everglades while but naked in the middle of the wilderness.

I went Floridian Alligator Biting with Jen and she broke up with me after.

by FloridaMan69420 February 16, 2021

bush around the beating

An alternative variation of the saying "beating around the bush", originating from Abdo Kaboobie

You're trying to do the bush around the beating

by antiquing April 21, 2021

three shoe beating

A move used by Rolf on a quarter.

"TELL ME SHOE. HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED THE ALMIGHTY THREE SHOE BEATING?!?!"

by memeboi6942 June 7, 2021

Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs

(v.)

Synonym for suicide.

Person 1: I think I'm gonna Run out of Monkey Bathing gifs.
Person 2: Noo don't do that please its unhealthy you could literally die

by Dinkywink June 17, 2021

Fruit ass beating

a drink composed of straight vodka mixed with fruit punch mio

I'd like to order a fruit ass beating please

by Jerry mayn September 12, 2021