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bag baby

When a guy wears a condom, finishes during sex, and the condom slips off inside the girl when he pulls out
Girl-the condom is stuck inside me???

Guy- push it out like a baby! A bag baby!
by Ginalynn January 9, 2014
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Douche Bag

1. A flexible rubber apparatus used as a reservoir for fluids used to clean the female vagina (see also poontang, quim, etc.) on an unnecessary basis.

2. A conceited male fantasist possessing scant regard for the opinions of others and possessed of a remarkable degree of economy with the truth. Probably thinks he is the shizzler. May be alone in this opinion.
I need a douche 'coz I have a smelly cunt.

I'm a sexually repressed Catholic so I would like a nice douche. May I please borrow your douche bag?

He pretended to graduate from VMI when he is really a Cal U alum. What a douche bag.

Only douches take shop. Only douche bags teach it.

That fucker says he had a Porsche when it was only a kit car. Fucking douche.

Fucking douche bag forgot his own daughter's name and tried hitting on some teenybopper. Turd. No grip on reality. What a fucking douche bag.
by Big Gwynnie March 24, 2010
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Team bag

Team bagging is when you line up your entire squad (team) and everyone takes turns to tea bag your dead foes.
All of MVPclan rubbed there balls on zZzclan's face last night while they were team bagging. Spicywiener double dipped while MaxxJeww potato sacked them.
by MaxxJeww August 5, 2011
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happy bag

a bag filled with many drugs such as cocaine, heroin, LSD, and marijuana. it is made into two forms: powder or liquid.

some other names for Happy Bag:
Blue Tit
Moose Knuckle
I got completely WASTED last night by having some Happy Bag.
by dannnnohhhh April 1, 2008
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Maggot Bag

An Australian Meat pie (usually single serve)
Hey dazza hows it going? Oi just wondering if you were going to pop down to the bakery for smoko could you grab me up a maggot bag please?
by Plebz December 17, 2011
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Santa Bagging

When you see how many sex toys you can insert into each of your girl’s body orifices at the same time while signing We Wish You A Merry Christmas and other festive holiday carols.
Becky is walking tender today. We did a little Santa Bagging last night.

I ran out of sex toys last night Santa Bagging Rachel. Bish took em all.
by Eaton Holgoode December 2, 2017
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carbage bag

A plastic bag used for collecting garbage in a car. Often found tied to the back of the passenger seat.
Jim, how long have these cheese nips been been lying on the floor of your Dodge Neon? Don't you have a carbage bag?
by Matt Stucky April 29, 2008
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