Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

crisp p. bacon

the name of my pig

alright crisp p. bacon, back to the slaughter house you go

by kitkat132 May 10, 2021

Bacon wrapped bacon

The best with the best

I love bacon wrapped bacon

by Annabananaisthebest January 17, 2021

Bacon

Heaven on earth

"Man I would love some bacon"

by Bacongoddes November 14, 2017

bacon lovesock

A love sock, a sock used for masturbation, lined with bacon to replicate the feeling of anal sex.

Joe, "When a love sock just isn't cutting it, bacon always makes it better. "
Bob, "a bacon lovesock is the best dude!! "

by Bobbit 69 dude. April 4, 2017

bacon and cheese

when two people are together and have a friend that hates when you call each other baby so you disguise it by saying bacon and cheese instead of baby

person 1 : im sad

person 2 : awh no ba- i mean bacon and cheese its ok
person 3 : oh???

by KingElfo September 24, 2021

Laying Bacon

Sleeping with a cop

I heard Kyle was laying bacon after his arrest

by Crumstealer September 18, 2025