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The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.
"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."
by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021
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Alabama Penguin Slider

When a dump is so sticky and large that it slides down the side of the toilet bowl so slow and long enough for you to see after finishing that you witness it's movement before flushing.
"Dude get in here and check out this Alabama Penguin Slider I just dropped while it's still going!"
by r3dm4n May 23, 2024
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alabama slamhouse

The art of placing thou testicles on a toilet seat and the proceeding to slam the cover onto the balls as hard as humanly possible.
Hey Matt if you don't knock it off I'm going to give you an Alabama slamhouse.
by matt fadelli/Cp May 4, 2018
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Alabama Meow

Where you accidentally have sex with your cat, because you've mistaken them for your sister.
Oh no, I've just done an Alabama Meow!
by Alabama Meow February 6, 2022
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alabama frogsplash

When you pour large amounts of urine into the pussy and proceed to bounce on a female with juices splashing out
Hey babe lets get to bouncing and get all Alabama frogsplashing on yo ass
by Moist bush January 14, 2016
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Alabama boys

The Alabama boys are they boys who drive around town in their squatted vehicles and they squat their vehicles with their daddy’s money. They don’t work for any of their vehicles they are the boys who go to truck meets and meet their friends at “ the pig” and “target”because they have nothing better to do. The Alabama boys are the most “country” and “ghetto” people they have their vehicles to look “ghetto” but they dress “country”. Alabama boys have nothing to do so in their spare time they rev their engines going down the road to make them seem “hard”. Alabama boys are not to be messed with they will all play you. Some think they are to cool for a girlfriend and some make up excuses like they have touch stuff going on
Hey let’s get all of the “Alabama boys” together and go meet at the pig
by Wapmasterfrom205 March 10, 2021
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Alabama Elephant

When A Boy Shoves a Tube In His Sister’s Ass While Fingering Her, And She Farts While He Has His Nose In The Tube
“Yo Mom, Is it Bad That I Gave Lexi an Alabama Elephant
by CBPC601 December 8, 2024
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