by black midget jew November 5, 2022
Get the black midget jewmug. by dylan depalma January 19, 2008
Get the jew candy barmug. Jewish people are known for their savvy and quick business wit. A double Jew bluff is the epitomy of this trait. A double Jew bluff is when a Jew and non Jew enter into an agreement meant to be mutually beneficial yet somehow and without fail, the Jew manages to benefit twice while the non Jew pays dearly yet still believes he's gotten the best deal.
Person 1: "Did you hear about jeremie (non Jew)?"
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
Person 2: "no, what happened"
Person 1: "He and Mike(Jew) agreed to swap work shifts, but after Jeremie had already covered his, Mike told him he would be happy to cover his but that there would be a special guest speaker at work that day. Jeremie immediately agreed to work believing he got the better deal"
Person 2: "Wow- Mike totally double Jew bluffed him"
Example 2: "Did you see the latest West Bank saga? They totally double Jew bluffed the Palestinians out of more land yet again!"
Example 3: Jesus was the ultimate double Jew bluffer. He tricked Judas by allowing him to deceive him and turn him over to the Romans. He did this because he knew it would ultimately lead to his crucifixion, resurrection and ultimately- save Christianity. The ultimate double Jew bluff indeed.
by Little donkey April 23, 2014
Get the Double Jew Bluffmug. when a man wraps a large amount of bread dough around his penis shaping it into a bread loaf while slapping the woman hes fucking on the ass with a baking paddle yelling " wheres the money".
"Matt says to john, last night i gave my girl the crazy Jew baker, she couldn't sit on chairs for around 3 hours after it."
by abysssss April 5, 2010
Get the crazy jew bakermug. by EvAN the boy wonder~ March 16, 2012
Get the Black asian ginger jewmug. Also known as reverse phychology.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
made popular by Cartman on Southpark. Kyle, being a Jew, is accaused of using this tactic.
by Baileys May 9, 2004
Get the Serbian -Jew Double Bluffmug. The Supah Jew Jeremy is the skinniest jew you will ever meet. Not only is he bald, but he is also jewish (do those even go together, that curly headed fuck.)
But anyways, this kid gets some straight up pussy holmes, just kidding he sucks a lot of penis. His mom and sister are also pretty hot as shit. And the Supah Jew Jeremy likes licking their assholes.
But anyways, this kid gets some straight up pussy holmes, just kidding he sucks a lot of penis. His mom and sister are also pretty hot as shit. And the Supah Jew Jeremy likes licking their assholes.
"That Supah Jew Jeremy ate all the pancakes at the pancake breakfast."
"God that Supah Jew Jeremy has the biggest vagina in the world, and it smells like the inside of my penis."
"Hey, Supah Jew Jeremy, your mom gave some great jewish head last night." :)
"God that Supah Jew Jeremy has the biggest vagina in the world, and it smells like the inside of my penis."
"Hey, Supah Jew Jeremy, your mom gave some great jewish head last night." :)
by Jeremy Skinnyberg December 7, 2010
Get the Supah Jew Jeremymug.