Child

A grown adult that thinks they understand something, when In actuality they are clueless.

This can be expanded so widely it’s hard to put a finger on.

And example would be: Jesus turned water into wine. When the child hits 12 and has learned basic science, he know learns this is most likely false. He speaks aloud how loudly how intelligent he is as being the first person to have ever thought of this.

He is a child. Never looking at this from all angles of life. He just makes the simple observation while everyone who is 30 years older is a fool, while he holds all the answers in life.
I’ve come the the realization that religion is foolish!

Child, you have come to the realization that you are foolish is all.
by Dairo11 October 22, 2022
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An evil being found playing video games in their bedroom till three Am, ranging from games like Fortnite :-( to Minecraft B-) Sometimes referred to as "little sh** heads", and won't respond to you unless you mention Oreos.
Bruh this child is hacking in hypixel like who does that.
You absolute child. Playing Fortnite, imagine lol.
by Honkityy March 30, 2021
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a child is a young human between the ages of 0 to 18 years old. they require much attention mainly in the first 10 years of life. It is the parents job t look after a child until they are 18.
that child is quite loud.
how is it looking after a child?
do you think that child will make a mess with the paint?
does that child over there seem lost to you?
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A tiny human being
Child is a very annoying child
by ARoundBox December 13, 2021
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The only thing worse than a rapist
“There’s one thing worse than a rapist: boom.”
“A child”

“. . . No.”
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What your perants regret
mother: I WISH THIS CHILD NEVER CAME OUT MY ASS
by Racist white guy November 14, 2021
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The only thing worse than a rapist
"You know what's worse than a rapist? Boom!"

"A child!"
by Nerko June 02, 2021
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