typically a smaller boy from Jewish descent, Brandon tends to be a submissive pussy who prefers when the women he's with boss him around. Doesn't have anything really going for him and overall people named Brandon are bound to not succeed and fail at everything they do, dont be like a brandon
by bithcboy April 18, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. by Pooh shiesty March 2, 2021
Get the Brandon eyinkmug. Likes to believe he is the mastermind and leader of the group but is just the discord admin. Also had most likely completed 100% of 75 games and watches over watch tournaments in ironically
Boss - Hey Chuck Iโm giving you a promotion
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
Chuck - who made you the boss here
Boss - Wow your really being a Brandon Mazza today
by Cool person 69420 January 3, 2021
Get the Brandon mazzamug. When you go to shake your buddy's hand but he completely bypasses your open hand and grabs your genitals instead.
It had been so long since we'd seen each other. I genuinely thought Tim was just coming in to meet my outstretched hand, but then he fooled me and gave me the ol' Brandon Handshake instead.
by GreenSquirrel December 19, 2024
Get the Brandon Handshakemug. someone who loves to say slurs
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
a fucking nerd who happens to commit hate crimes but lowkey fine shyt
occasionally glazes individuals with the name kaeleigh
by feinfeinfeinfeinfeinfein November 24, 2024
Get the Brandonmug. A very nice person. Usually. The Brandon. Stands at about 6 feet tall. The Brandon will usually reply to a comment with 1 or 2 words. Often being "that's nice" or "sad"
by Morrisons bakery December 12, 2021
Get the Brandonmug. An amazing and kind and funny person and many more they deserve the world and are the best person ever they are a life changer in a good way x
by ๐ช๐๐๐๐๐๐ bockholt June 10, 2019
Get the Brandon donnellymug.